When in Doubt Play Dead Plaque

This one just makes me laugh - it reminds me of Red Green, a Canadian comic skit show about Cottage-country bumpkin who overengineers crazy inventions from old cars and duct tape. Think Tim Allen, but with more Tim Hortons. One of his gimmicks is his Lodge, a Lions Club type organization called Possum Lodge - its motto in Pig Latin, Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.